BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Residents of the small town are now outraged, after the Department of Justice showed that they were all duped by Al Sharpton’s misleading provocative speeches. Their anger was displayed by the city council, after they unanimously passed an ordinance permanently banning the civil rights leader from ever coming back to Ferguson. Business owners who lost everything to looting or fires went one step even further, and demanded that the Army shoot down any commercial jet that Sharpton is on that enters Missouri air space.