BREAKING NEWS – Donners Grove, Illinois – PETA accuses Jimmy Dean Foods of abusing their animals by using a high powered hose to clean their pigs. A spokesman for the company responded by saying that PETA’s allegation is “hogwash”.
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BREAKING NEWS – Donners Grove, Illinois – PETA accuses Jimmy Dean Foods of abusing their animals by using a high powered hose to clean their pigs. A spokesman for the company responded by saying that PETA’s allegation is “hogwash”.