BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel was elected mayor of Chicago, easily overwhelming five rivals to take the helm of the third-largest U.S. city. After giving a victory speech in which he promised honesty and integrity, he then went to various locations all over the Windy City thanking his supporters, including 25 cemeteries, where over 30,000 dead people registered and voted for him.
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