BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and NOW (National Organization of Women) have announced that they plan on suing the NBA for discrimination based on sex. They explained that the highest paid player in the WNBA makes only $105,000 per year, whereas the minimum salary in the NBA is almost $500,000. At a press conference, ACLU president Susan Herman, stated that. “These women should be given multi-million dollar contracts comparable to the NBA, because it’s fair, reasonable, and constitutionally correct. And any man that disagrees with me on this issue, is more than likely a sexist or not very intelligent.”