paltrow in pouffy pink dress reuters

BREAKING NEWS – Hollyood, California – After actress Gwyneth Paltrow, wearing a custom Ralph & Russo pink one sleeve gown with a giant flower on the shoulder, arrived at the 87th Academy Awards in Hollywood, California, she announced that she was going to live off of $29 in food stamps for a week. She followed up with her announcement, saying, “We’re walking in their shoes to see how far we get.” After seven days, the famous actress stated, “I don’t know why these people are whining for more money when $29 in food stamps was more than enough. All they have to do is follow my example regarding budgeting, and to also have their personal chef and/or maid prepare them nutritious meals in healthy portions.