BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Megachurch pastor Joel Osteen, has once again have many people referring to him as either a con man or a caring man, regarding his latest suggestion for people to send him money. He said every Christian that has quoted God without obtaining his written permission, is guilty of copyright infringement and will be sued as they enter heaven. Osteen said that true believers should send him money for their legal fees and he will forward it to heaven, where skilled deceased Christian attorneys will seek a drastic reduction in their fines and other related penalties.
