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BREAKING NEWS – Groom Lake, Nevada – After making an arrest at Area 51, the FBI has confirmed that there are actually space aliens at the “secret” military facility. An employee there has been accused of selling some of the strange looking beings to scientists all over the globe, and has now been charged with inhuman trafficking.