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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi is now considering relinquishing all of his power, and leaving the country using his own vehicle. Because he has never had a driver’s license, he is seen at the Tripoli DMV studying intensely in preparation for the written exam.