BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry raised more than a few eyebrows when she said “We have to break through our private idea that kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families, and once we realize this we’ll make better investments in government indoctrination of children.” According to an inside source, her ultimate goal is to stop the next generation from watching Fox News, because she recently reached a boiling point after for the 14th time in 3 years, they trashed her resumé and denied her attempt work at a network where she will actually be seen.