BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Cosby’s attorney Monique Pressley is now stating that her client’s accusers are at least partially responsible of what they alleged to what happened. “It is my position”, she explained, “that these women knew full well that he was a monster on an unimaginable level, yet they foolishly made the decision to be alone with him. I will represent him with a vigorous defense. But during any consultation with Mr. Cosby I use common sense, because I always have with me at least four armed bodyguards, with two of them pointing guns at his temple, and the other two with lasers on his groin.”