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BREAKING NEWS – Glasgow, Scotland – Scotland has now become what many people consider, the most politically correct nation on the planet. An LGBT pride march has banned drag queens from marching out of the fear that it could offend transgender people. Free Pride Glasgow is scheduled to take place in August, and bills itself as an alternative to the city’s main Pride event. They are also considering renaming “bag” pipes, over concerns that it might offend unmarried senior citizen women.