BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After NPR President Vivian Schiller resigned, she stated at the National Press Club that because they received funding from the federal government, their reporting was always objective with absolutely no bias. In an attempt to prove her point of their fairness, she made a gesture with her hands showing how big of a lie she regularly mandated her staff to tell, that would equally smear anyone from either party that regularly appeared on Fox News.