BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton calls Donald Trump’s comments about women, “shameful and disgusting”. She later added, “The only time I have ever said anything negative about women was in the 1990’s, when my husband was having an impressive length of flings that he explained that he was conned into doing. And since we have had marriage counseling, he has maintained his promise for political reasons to be more discrete regarding his continuous vulnerability of manipulative women that have coerced him into occasionally displaying adulterous behavior.”