BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has taken possession of thumb drives containing Hillary Clinton’s emails, some of which have been deemed to contain highly sensitive classified information. The news came as Sen. Charles Grassley said two of the emails, which traversed Clinton’s insecure home email server, were deemed “Top Secret, Sensitive Compartmented Information,” which is among the government’s highest classifications. Clinton responded by explaining that we she considers top secret and what the government is a matter of opinion. She said the identities of CIA agents worldwide, and nuclear missile launch codes, in her view are not top secret. But she said she would never send through her personal server the name of her tailor that makes her pants suits, or the companies that regular delivers contraceptives and champagne to Bill, anytime she’s away from him for more than two hours.