BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump is now threatening to personally boycott a popular snack. “I’m never eating Oreos again,” he explained, unless they were made in the U.S., referring to the cookie maker’s decision to close a plant in Chicago and move it to Mexico. He recently made a similar statement in regards to Office Max, saying that if they move to a foreign country, he would start buying staples at another store that could also secure his toupee to his skull.