BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – At the Starbucks annual shareholders meeting on Wednesday, CEO Howard Schultz sent a clear message to anyone who supports traditional marriage over gay marriage: we don’t want your business. He angrily added, “I am sick and tired of people taking their cue from the bible in regards to what is right or wrong!” An unnamed shareholder that happens to be a Christian was quoted saying as he left the meeting, “Schultz is in the right business. Because considering where he’s going when he dies, he’ll be in a place where they always serve hot coffee. Real hot!”
