BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – According to the Quinnipiac University poll Bernie Sanders is leading Hillary Clinton in Iowa and New Hampshire. The results are well within the margin of error and represent a virtual tie in the first-in-the-nation caucus state. But together, the polling in New Hampshire and Iowa indicates Clinton’s front-runner status is now being challenged in the primary season’s two lead-off contests. She responded to this latest news at a standing room only in a town hall meeting that, “Senator Sanders is a misguided delusional rickety old man, and he probably would have a heart and died if he was being subjected to the current investigation I am under, involving a long list of potential felonies. My refusal to admit to anything regardless to the mountain of evidence, shows my fearlessness and desire to represent the people of the country I love so dearly.”
