BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Federal investigators reportedly have recovered work-related and personal emails from Hillary Clinton’s time as secretary of state that the Democratic presidential front-runner claimed had been deleted from her personal server. It was not immediately clear whether all 30,000 messages Clinton said she had deleted from the server had been recovered, but one official told the New York Times that it had not been difficult to recover the emails that had been found so far. Her campaign manager Robby Mook, stated that she is not at all nervous about the latest discovery, but would not respond to several anonymous reports that once the news broke, Clinton is now downing a bottle of Jack Daniels at every meal.