BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams has now returned to television, this time as an anchor on MSNBC. On his first day he promised to his tv audience, not to ever lie or stretch the truth on any subject at any time. He went on to say that NBC has promised him that if he behaved himself for two consecutive years, he could have his old job back as an NBC anchor. Lester Holt who is the current anchor responded to that by emphatically stating, “None of what Brian Williams said is true, but we at this network will not hold that against him because he is still under the care of a psychiatrist that still has him heavily medicated.”