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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The U.N. Security Council authorizes a no-fly over Libya to protect civilians. Muammar Qaddafi said he was attempting to comply with the resolution, but he thought they were requesting a “no-fry” zone and suspended the sale of skillets nationwide.