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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Neighbors of Frosty the Snowman were shocked when they found out that he was arrested and charged with a brutal murder. Employees at the accounting firm that he works at eleven months out of the year, were not surprised labeling him as “cold and calculating.”