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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. The ACLU is accusing all airlines worldwide of institutionalized discrimination. They are stating that it is improper for them to sell “round” trip tickets to the exclusion of square trip tickets or triangle, citing that this is a clear and continual case of geometric bigotry.