BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Feeling like you’ve hit the jackpot through the Illinois Lottery? Well, think again. State officials announced Wednesday that winners who are due to receive more than $600 won’t get their money until the state’s ongoing budget impasse is resolved. The FBI announced that they are investigating all of the officials connected to the lottery, after fifteen winners threatened to file a lawsuit, and shortly after that, five of them mysteriously washed ashore in Lake Michigan. The other 10 are said to be so terrified that they fled the state, and only nervously communicate with family through throw away cell phones.
