BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – “Domino’s has now created a pizza mobile” says Russell Weiner, president of Domino’s USA. The DXP, that has just been unveiled, took more than three years of development, taking suggestions from 35,000 people around the world. That led them to look for a fuel-efficient hatchback that could feature a number of innovative ideas. “The only design flaw” explained Weiner, “is the interior. We focused so much on it being fuel-efficient, that the inside is so cramped, that there is only enough romm for the driver and two slices of pizza. Since the delivery will cost more than the actual food, this will still work if enough butterballs without cars have a craving that only we can satisfy.”
