BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the dramatic increase of teenage boys that are now identifying themselves as transgenders, the ACLU is now pressuring Congress to pass a law that mandates federally funded high schools to put urinals in girl’s bathrooms. The objective of the new law is for boys that consider themselves “spontaneous” or “temporary” transgenders, to have a place to relieve themselves in a girl’s bathrooms in case their masculine influence momentarily kicks in.
