BREAKING NEWS – Amsterdam, The Netherlands – In front of a television camera, a Syrian migrant launches into a tirade against the generosity of Western European states. Gesturing to the modern accommodation building behind her, the clearly middle-class Syrian complains in perfect English: “This is not a life when you get inside to a room without a TV. Just a bed, there is no fridge, no lockers, no privacy”. Telling the television crew why the group of 15 had walked out on their free accommodation and food, the woman said: “we’re going to stay outside because we don’t want to eat this food, and we don’t want to stay in the room. The ACLU and several prominent democrats are now defending the Syrians regarding this complaint, and are now pressuring the Netherlands to put 60 inch tvs in each room, an in house buffet with food conducive to their culture, and larger closet space to store improvised bombs and automatic weapons.
