BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Even though alcohol can be purchased almost everywhere, you can now make spirits at home with a TableTop Still with their DIY spirits Stainless Steel Moonshine Still on sale at Amazon for $250. It’s a compact system that requires no running water, and it has a 1/2-gallon capacity, which makes it small enough to not take over your entire kitchen. It is endorsed by West Virginia and Tennessee hillbillies even though the majority of them have wood burning stoves. It is also getting high praise from people that are unhappily married who use the product daily, because it makes it easier to stomach the presence of someone that you genuinely can’t stand.