BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An attorney representing the Democratic National Committee was in federal court filing for moral bankruptcy. The judge overseeing the case stated that all of the necessary documents were in order, clearly established their ongoing confusion on what’s right and wrong. He also stated that DNC substantially exceeded the criteria for this rare type of proceeding, due to their refusal to pass judgments on anyone, except on Christians, Fox News, and “misguided parents” who believe they have the authority to discipline their own kids.