BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within hours of releasing 10 U.S. sailors who apparently had drifted into their territorial waters, the Iranian government was using footage from the incident as a propaganda tool – including images of sailors on their knees with their hands behind their heads and a video showing a sailor apologizing. A U.S. official stated that one of the boats malfunctioned due to a propulsion issue with the engine which caused it to float into Iranian territorial waters. President Obama promised the Iranian government that he will have the mechanics who maintained the boat court-martialed, and will consider returning the soldiers to Iran so they can be vigorously prosecuted for trespassing.