BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Cosby’s attorney Monique Pressley announces that he plans to file countersuits against all of the women that have accused him of rape. The famous comedian states that the most of them lied about the amount of Quaaludes he put in their drinks when he states it wasn’t as nearly as much. Cosby also said a lot of them lied about being completely “knocked out” after drinking his “potion”, when he said he was certain many of them were semi-conscious.