BREAKING NEWS – Fort Worth, Texas – Tonya Couch the mother of “affluenza” teen Ethan Couch has complained about the conditions in her Texas jail cell. She stated the food there is substandard at best, and the guards refuse to leave her cell door unlocked at night, because she explained likes taking long walks when she can’t sleep. Legal experts have stated that it now appears her attorney plans to argue leniency in court, based on the fact that his client does not live in the real world and is also extremely stupid.
