BREAKING NEWS – Los Mochis, Sinaloa, Mexico – Fugitive Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman has been captured six months after a daring prison escape last July through a mile-long tunnel. New allegations of corruption and bribery of the Mexican government has been leveled, after Guzman was returned to the exact same cell he previously escaped from. The judge who determined he should be sent there is now having his honesty questioned. The ruling is that it’s only fair that Guzman is returned to his previous location, because he never put in a forwarding address which would allow him to receive mail from family members, fans, and paid assassins.
