BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s campaign encountered heavy backlash shortly after tweeting a statement she made during the fourth Democratic primary debate. “There should be no bank too big to fail and no individual too big to jail,” Clinton told the moderators during the debate. She later explained, “When I stated that no individual was too big to jail. I was referring to weight. Because bankers usually stay in their offices working long hours and don’t get the proper exercise, many of them have become obese. I was making a statement on eating habits and health issues, and as usual my words got twisted.”
