BREAKING NEWS – Malibu, California – An ancient Greek carving in the Getty Museum is generating a lot of controversy. A statue of a woman, dated to about 100 B.C., shows what appears her looking at a modern laptop or a handheld digital device. “In fact, the object depicted on the statue does look something like a laptop, said Jeffrey Spier, the senior curator of antiquities”. Spier later stated that historians are now examining the validity of an ancient document from that same time period, which stated that during that time period, the most googled thing was how to maintain all of the massive structures in Athens and Rome, so both places don’t end up in ruins.