BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright offered a warning to young women who aren’t inclined to elect Hillary Clinton the first female president. “Just remember,” Ms. Albright told the crowd at a get-out-the-vote rally for Mrs. Clinton’s campaign. “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help each other.” She later explained when questioned about her comment, that God spoke to her in a vision the previous night and told her to say that. According to her, she said God was very impressed with Clinton’s ideas and plans if elected. When asked what God looked like in her vision, Albright said, “He appeared to be a farmer/business man, because I remember he was carrying a pitchfork, and wearing a red suit that emitted smoke.”
