BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The republican debate in Motown was one of the most heated ones in history as the animosity between the candidates intensified. During one of the commercial breaks Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio warned Donald Trump, that if he gets elected, someone will probably kill him by putting poison in one of his meals. Trump responded that he’s prepared for that, and he plans on hiring both of their wives, paying them seven figures annually to be the Official White House Food Tasters.
