BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – In an attempt to show their superiority over McDonald’s $12 McDonald’s mega-burger, Burger King CEO Daniel Schwartz has announced that they are now offering a Whopper that contains an estimated $80 worth of pickles. In a press release, Schwartz said in part, “Burger King wants to continue to be a company that embraces diversity, and our new Whopper was created specifically to cater to fat rich people.”
