BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – In a blistering attack at the Hinckley Institute inside the University of Utah, Mitt Romney holds a press conference and aggressively goes after Donald Trump. He labeled the presidential candidate as “fake” and a “phony”. However, Romney’s critics accused him of pandering when he said, “Trump is not one of us. His current and third wife is Melania. If he understood ‘efficency’ and embraced ‘Utah values’, he would’ve married all three women at the same time. His ridiculous ‘one wife at a time’ mindset should show the citizens of this great state that he is not worthy of the support of our revered and powerful voting block of polygamists!”
Blake, this joke should be on national news. It would discredit Romney. Too funny!!