BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney has now stated that he is outraged that during the GOP Detroit debate, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and John Kasich for saying that they will support the republican nominee no matter who it is… even if it’s Donald Trump. He referred to Kasich as a “grumpy old man” that constantly shows his frustration and bitterness of other governors relentless kidding him on how lousy Cleveland’s professional sports franchises are. He then took aim at Rubio’s and Cruz’s Cuban heritage by calling both of them “spies for Fidel Castro”, and then alleging that both candidates are secretly the head of a Havana based cartel, that controls illegally importing into the United States, very expensive cigars.
