BREAKING NEWS – Englewood, Colorado – Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle was pummeled by a fellow inmate in a prison smackdown. He is currently serving a 16-year sentence at Colorado’s Englewood FCI, for being convicted of a variety of charges relating to being a pedophile. Steven Nigg, 60, who is serving time on gun charges, tackled and punched Fogle in the face, leaving him with a bloody nose, and scratches on his neck after the recreation yard beatdown. Giving a statement from a prison hospital, Fogle said, “These people here won’t play nice and I will never let any of them be my best friend. I also believe that many inmates never listen to their mommies regarding safety, because I have seen several of them running in the recreation yard with shanks in their hands.”
