BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has made it clear that he is angry at Mitt Romney for his tactics to deny Donald Trump the republican nomination, even though he’s not a fan of the billionaire. “What Romney did, more than likely hurt the party”, explained Priebus. Romney responded by saying, “I did exactly what I had to do, and it was per my psychiatrist’s advice. I openly admit that I have a lot of pent up hostility because I lost an election that I should’ve won. But after three years of intense therapy, I was told that it was ok to lash out at anyone that appeared to be the republican nominee, obviously including Donald Trump. And to be fair, I assure you, I would’ve given a speech just as vile toward Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio if they were the unfortunate frontrunners that invoked my wrath.”
