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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a speech at the United Nations, a very angry and animated President Giorgio Napolitano of Italy threatens to boycott all U.S. products, close the American Embassy in Rome and expel the ambassadors, unless the U.S. promises to stop MTV’s Jersey Shore from filming in his country next season.