BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – A man wearing a surgical mask and sunglasses and dressed as a hedgehog, or possibly a white panda, was shot by police at a Baltimore TV station after threatening to blow himself up. The WBFF-TV station was evacuated after the man, lingering in the lobby, “displayed what appeared to be wires and other things in his jacket that appeared to be some sort of explosive device,” said police spokesman T. J. Smith. The devices were actually candy bars wrapped in aluminum foil with wiring connecting each of them. After a thorough investigation, Homeland Security and the FBI confirmed that the man is a member the Islamic Nestle’s Crunch terrorist organization.
