BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Carly Fiorina’s decision to be Ted Cruz’s running mate if he gets the republican nomination, was motivated by her being a movie buff. According to an unnamed source, her advisers told her to reject Cruz’s offer, because Cruz is so far behind Donald Trump, it would devalue her brand in a big way. Fiorina acknowledged that accepting the “potential” VP slot at this time would be like boarding a sinking ship, but she felt compelled to accept the offer inspired by her love for the film “Titanic”.
