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BREAKING NEWS – Canton, Massachusetts – Baskin-Robbins has announced that they plan on creating a new flavor of ice cream named after Hillary Clinton. Bill responded to the news by saying, “I will not endorse the new product unless it adequately represented my wife. But I have no idea why people would want something that cold and bland.”