BREAKING NEWS – Pueblo, Colorado – The owners of a Colorado pizza joint say there’s a thief in their midst after $5,000 to $7,000 worth of cheese has gone missing from their kitchen in mid-March. After looking into the issue, the restaurant owner Hoss Kashani says he realized that at least one ton of cheese had been stolen and that more of it continued to disappear from his stores throughout the month. A joint investigation has now begun between the FBI and PETA, because of their suspicions that this is probably the work of the notorious Rat Mafia.
