BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Senator Ted Cruz who has now suspended his campaign, is now admitting that the reason why he stayed in the GOP race making back door deals and using questionable political tactics, is to secure the likelihood of him winning the “2016 Sore Loser of The Year Award”. Cruz stated at a press conference, “It’s been a long battle, but I stayed energetic due to my consistent diet of a variety of fresh vegetables and plenty of sour grapes.”
