BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – Three 20-year-old college students who had claimed a group of white men and women harassed them with racial slurs on a bus, were indicted on charges including assault. Investigators say a review of multiple videos of the incident showed the accusers, all women, were not the victims of a crime or subjected to racial slurs, but rather were aggressors who assaulted a 19-year-old woman. The grand jury also approved false reporting charges for Ariel Agudio, Asha Burwell and Alexis Briggs. Civil rights activist Al Sharpton, stated that the girls should not be indicted or charged under the “hate crime role reversal law”, which is a legal term that he made up on the spot.