BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Obama administration has sent out an edict to every school district in the country, insisting they open bathrooms, locker rooms, and showers to all children, regardless of sex, or risk federal discrimination lawsuits and losing federal cash. In a rare instance, the ACLU publicly criticized President Obama for not going far enough, and said he also should’ve threatened to withhold tax refunds from parents for not complying with the directive, who’s children are homeschooled.
