BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton has assured her supporters that if she’s elected, there will not be any sexual indiscretions by her husband in the White House. She said her guarantee is based on her promise that she will make sure that no woman will be allowed to work there, unless they prove that they have the strength and stamina, not to be easily physically overpowered by Bill. Hillary also said the female employees must have the capacity to scream for help, no matter how hard he places his hand over their mouths.
